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Fosters Home Of Imaginary Friends: Squeeze The Day (It’s Hot In Topeka)

STEADHAM

first things first, i appologize for the crappy video quality. Thank John Steiner for not bringing the camera and making us resort to a cell phone to get the video.

i had this job for over a year and definately blind sided the fuckers when i got on my walkie talkie and called the “leader on duty” the fat ***** on duty. then i picked up the phone and got on the store’s intercom to finish the job. this definately puts all the other “quitting” videos to shame. the video quality is shitty so here’s a transcript:

i said on the walkie: “uh ya, i’m sorry, i was lookin for the leader on duty, not the fat ***** on duty” then on the phone/intercom “attention target teammembers and guests, this is nate. ***** you assholes i quit! that’ll teach you to mentally abuse your employees!….im gonna get a horrible reference… oh, and lisa and sterling are ****** bags, that is all!” then when i was walking out of the store i turned around and yelled “we’re all gettin drunk!” hope that helps

POVEY